im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.
And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.
Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969
Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969