cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

Anonymous;
Oooh Whats your novella about?

bootify:

bootify:

a love triangle between a suicidal 20something, death and a cross-dressing bohemian jesus 

yep

the whole thing is pretty much encompassed by this quote

image

bff is gon be famoussss

when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
— PLAYED 328,092 TIMES

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

you like 5 people and hate everyone else.

bff infallibleworld on my greatest challenges as a potential partner for a marriage 101 project (via bootify)

i was exaggerating anna likes at least 7 people

thewomvn:

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

this is the best post on this website

thewomvn:

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

this is the best post on this website

theweightofjupiter:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

what’s the change shakespeare is a douchecanoe in his natural form

theweightofjupiter:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

what’s the change shakespeare is a douchecanoe in his natural form

lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce